Muse/Ruse/Confused T-Shirt
“You’ve got a really interesting face—like not traditionally pretty—but those severe angles and doomed eyes would look amazing in a portrait. Your energy is so complex, I need to capture it on canvas. So much depth, I can see there’s a lot going on in there. I bet not a lot of people tell you that, but I see it. I see you. Will you come to my studio tomorrow night say 11ish? I know I’m one of those stay-up-all-night artists—total cliche right? I’d love for you to sit for me or lie down whatever you feel compelled to do in the moment, my process is vibing off your energy and just going with it. It will be such a fun experience for you, I promise. Then when my show opens I’ll give you a 10% discount on your painting if you decide you have to have it. I can see this goodwill offer is so outside of your comfort zone like your whole vibe just changed. What do you do anyway? I didn’t even ask, sometimes I can be a little self-absorbed, my bad. Oh, you’re a painter too? Crazy??!! What are the odds that another artist would hang out in the art store? Just starting out? Are you curious about how we real artists do it—are you here for my demo class on how to make archival giclée prints? So 11, tomorrow night still works for you?”
INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE: Shower. Shirt. Confuse
From the Frontlines: How to Spot a Real Muse
This is a unisex style ranging in size from XS through 3XL
Stuff about the shirt we didn’t write but maybe you care about.
Everyone needs the perfect t-shirt to complement an everyday, laid-back look. The ideal top for so many occasions, this lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy and looking smart.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
“You’ve got a really interesting face—like not traditionally pretty—but those severe angles and doomed eyes would look amazing in a portrait. Your energy is so complex, I need to capture it on canvas. So much depth, I can see there’s a lot going on in there. I bet not a lot of people tell you that, but I see it. I see you. Will you come to my studio tomorrow night say 11ish? I know I’m one of those stay-up-all-night artists—total cliche right? I’d love for you to sit for me or lie down whatever you feel compelled to do in the moment, my process is vibing off your energy and just going with it. It will be such a fun experience for you, I promise. Then when my show opens I’ll give you a 10% discount on your painting if you decide you have to have it. I can see this goodwill offer is so outside of your comfort zone like your whole vibe just changed. What do you do anyway? I didn’t even ask, sometimes I can be a little self-absorbed, my bad. Oh, you’re a painter too? Crazy??!! What are the odds that another artist would hang out in the art store? Just starting out? Are you curious about how we real artists do it—are you here for my demo class on how to make archival giclée prints? So 11, tomorrow night still works for you?”
INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE: Shower. Shirt. Confuse
From the Frontlines: How to Spot a Real Muse
This is a unisex style ranging in size from XS through 3XL
Stuff about the shirt we didn’t write but maybe you care about.
Everyone needs the perfect t-shirt to complement an everyday, laid-back look. The ideal top for so many occasions, this lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy and looking smart.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
“You’ve got a really interesting face—like not traditionally pretty—but those severe angles and doomed eyes would look amazing in a portrait. Your energy is so complex, I need to capture it on canvas. So much depth, I can see there’s a lot going on in there. I bet not a lot of people tell you that, but I see it. I see you. Will you come to my studio tomorrow night say 11ish? I know I’m one of those stay-up-all-night artists—total cliche right? I’d love for you to sit for me or lie down whatever you feel compelled to do in the moment, my process is vibing off your energy and just going with it. It will be such a fun experience for you, I promise. Then when my show opens I’ll give you a 10% discount on your painting if you decide you have to have it. I can see this goodwill offer is so outside of your comfort zone like your whole vibe just changed. What do you do anyway? I didn’t even ask, sometimes I can be a little self-absorbed, my bad. Oh, you’re a painter too? Crazy??!! What are the odds that another artist would hang out in the art store? Just starting out? Are you curious about how we real artists do it—are you here for my demo class on how to make archival giclée prints? So 11, tomorrow night still works for you?”
INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE: Shower. Shirt. Confuse
From the Frontlines: How to Spot a Real Muse
This is a unisex style ranging in size from XS through 3XL
Stuff about the shirt we didn’t write but maybe you care about.
Everyone needs the perfect t-shirt to complement an everyday, laid-back look. The ideal top for so many occasions, this lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy and looking smart.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!