Sold Out T-Shirt

$30.00

Show up for your show with nothing but this helpful shirt that clearly tells everyone that you’re sold out. Not only will it totes garner further interest in your work, but you won’t have to talk about your inspiration or your process, or do fucking anything except brush your hair and put it on.

INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE: Shower. Shirt. Show up and don’t make eye contact or engage in any chit-chat.

This is a unisex style ranging in size from XS through 3XL

Stuff about the shirt we didn’t write but maybe you care about.

Everyone needs the perfect t-shirt to complement an everyday, laid-back look. The ideal top for so many occasions, this lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy and looking smart.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Show up for your show with nothing but this helpful shirt that clearly tells everyone that you’re sold out. Not only will it totes garner further interest in your work, but you won’t have to talk about your inspiration or your process, or do fucking anything except brush your hair and put it on.

INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE: Shower. Shirt. Show up and don’t make eye contact or engage in any chit-chat.

This is a unisex style ranging in size from XS through 3XL

Stuff about the shirt we didn’t write but maybe you care about.

Everyone needs the perfect t-shirt to complement an everyday, laid-back look. The ideal top for so many occasions, this lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy and looking smart.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Show up for your show with nothing but this helpful shirt that clearly tells everyone that you’re sold out. Not only will it totes garner further interest in your work, but you won’t have to talk about your inspiration or your process, or do fucking anything except brush your hair and put it on.

INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE: Shower. Shirt. Show up and don’t make eye contact or engage in any chit-chat.

This is a unisex style ranging in size from XS through 3XL

Stuff about the shirt we didn’t write but maybe you care about.

Everyone needs the perfect t-shirt to complement an everyday, laid-back look. The ideal top for so many occasions, this lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy and looking smart.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!